Fact:Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.

That's whyDuke Cannon's THICKis formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

With scents of fresh water and neroli,Superiorsmells like the rolling waves of a Great Lake, not low tide in Perth Amboy, New Jersey.

• Mineral Enriched to subtly exfoliate
• Formulated without harsh sulfates
• Naturally-derived cleanser for superior lather
• 3X Thicker than common body wash
• No loofah required
• Paraben, phthalate, and sulfate free
• Never tested on animals, just bad interns
• Size: 17.5 oz.